Watching a television series just so you and your coworkers will have something in common to discuss. PGP.
The button just popped off my Dockers. PGP.
I know the world will burn when the computers, internet, and phones fail because of the way the office reacted when we lost all that for 15 minutes. PGP.
That guy at work who emails out the YouTube link to the GEICO hump day commercial every Wednesday. PGP.
I only work hard at my cubicle because I want to have my own office one day so I can close the door and sleep. PGP.
Marking an email “highly important” to let the secretary know we’re out of french vanilla creamer. PGP.
Ordering office supplies is the closest I’ll come to “spoiling myself” this week. PGP.
I put 100% into my job. 12% on Monday, 26% on Tuesday, 30% on Wednesday, 27% on Thursday, and 5% on Friday. PGP.
Calculated my net worth. Determined that it was a negative number. PGP.
Not taking off your suit jacket all day because the only clean dress shirt you had was the one you left wrinkled on the floor for two weeks. PGP.
Keeping your Facebook for the sole purpose of seeing other people doing worse in life than you. PGP.
Inadvertently scaring the crap out of coworkers who walk blindly around corners. PGP.