Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V. PGP.

When I get bored at work, I just get pictures of goats off the internet and send the pictures to my coworkers in emails marked “important.” PGP.

I’ve been here long enough to where people expect me to know what I’m doing, but I still have no clue. PGP.

I signed an offer letter on Friday, then was invited to interview with a Fortune 500 company on Monday. I have no idea what to do. PGP.

I legitimately forget how old I am sometimes. PGP.

I have no intention to change my drinking habits. PGP.

Inescapable urinal small talk. PGP.

Getting office envy. PGP.

Wanting to go back to school with the interns. PGP.

“There’s no one new around you.” Story of my life. PGP.

Sweating like I ran for an hour. I mowed the lawn. PGP.

“The SEC network comes with your digital starter package but is not offered in your area at this time.” PGP.