I haven’t stayed up past 2 am since the Bush administration. PGP.

Waking up early to workout but convincing yourself that sleep would be more beneficial. PGP.

I don’t really understand the difference between an IRA and a Roth IRA. PGP.

Fuck it, I didn’t really like my hairline anyway. PGP.

Having to delete your internet history. PGP.

“I’m thinking about starting my own business.” PGP.

“Yeah, I don’t plan on staying out later than midnight anyway.” PGP.

“Which games are you going back for this fall?” PGP.

“Yeah, a buddy of mine just got engaged.” PGP.

Too tired for sex. PGP.

“Let me forward you to someone who can help you.” PGP.

“I wonder if I can expense this?” PGP.

I have no idea what my credit score is. PGP.

Forgetting the attachment. PGP.

“If someone were to steal my identity they’d be thoroughly disappointed.” PGP.

“I just want today to be over with.” PGP.

“I’m either getting sick or still struggling from the weekend.” PGP.

Your cringeworthy sunburn. PGP.

Suspiciously calling in sick after a 3 day weekend. PGP.

“You’ll be on your way to work in about 12 hours.” PGP.