Actually submitting Lean Cuisine “Delicious Rewards” codes in exchange for coupons for free meals. PGP.
The relentless peer pressure to have a piece of birthday cake. PGP.
Your boss openly admitting that he forgets about you sometimes. PGP.
Through coffee all things are possible. PGP.
“Did you try rebooting your computer?” PGP.
The blinking light on your office phone right when you get to work. PGP.
Being considered antisocial for regularly bringing your own lunch. PGP.
Just five more minutes on the internet, and then I’ll really start being productive. Okay maybe five more… PGP.
Knowing exactly what time you need to leave your house in order to arrive at work on time. And leaving 15 minutes after that. PGP.
Passive aggressive emails from the bitter shrews in accounting. PGP.
Comparing routes for how to get to work. PGP.
“Getting laid off” is not just something that happens to your dad’s friends anymore. PGP.