I have a date this weekend with a girl that says she “quit” drinking. PGP.
My firm’s new cost-cutting strategy is reducing the number of days we have janitors to only 3 days a week. Fortune 500. PGP.
Hearing the cringing sound of “Do you mind doing..” from your incompetent cowoker. PGP
The best part of my day is my snack break. PGP
ESPN, CNN, BBC, refresh, repeat. PGP.
Shattered my iPhone screen and now I’m swiping blind on Tinder. PGP.
Copenhagen taste, Longhorn budget. PGP.
Forgot an attachment on an email yesterday, still the butt of everyone’s joke this morning. PGP
My coworkers talk about their kids, I talk about CrossFit. PGPowermove
Nachos and beer for dinner makes for an embarrassing morning at the office. PGP.
I had to pretend not to listen to an old married couple in Kohl’s arguing loudly about what size pants the husband wears. PGP.
My roommate from college whom I haven’t contacted in over 3 years endorsed me on LinkedIn. PGP.