I think I’m going to go on a juice cleanse. PGP.
Greeting coworkers with a sarcastic “Working hard, or hardly working?” instead of “Good morning!” just for entertainment. PGP.
Spending a considerable amount of time wondering how the hell some of your coworkers are married with children. PGP.
In 10 minutes, it will only be a half an hour until lunchtime. PGP.
You know you’re getting old when you don’t need an Otterbox anymore. PGP.
Personal computer crashes…worst day ever. Work computer crashes…best day ever. PGP.
Stacking cheddar…on top of turkey and whole wheat bread. PGP.
The year you stop getting money in birthday cards being the same year you need money more than ever. PGP.
Actually paying attention to the traffic report on the news. PGP.
I want to pull a Costanza, but the carpet under my desk is too disgusting. PGP.
Cooking up a nice looking meal and then fighting the urge to post it on Instagram. PGP.
The new hires took my bitch work. Now I have to perform real tasks. PGP.