Maybe I would have better people skills if I worked with better people. PGP.
I love phone interviews. I can just sit naked and eating cereal while talking about how I am a responsible adult. PGP.
“He’s actually out of the office today. I’m covering for him. Is there something that I can help you with?” PGP.
I just figured out that every one of my birthdays until I turn 30 is on a weekday. PGP.
When Sunday Funday turns into F*** Me Monday. PGP.
Actually calling in to a talk radio show to voice your political opinion. PGP.
Didn’t get my 8 hours in last night. PGP.
“Are you busy?” PGP.
The account I use to send resumes was hacked and sent penis enlargement emails to all my contacts. PGP.
Faking a poop. PGP.
None of your friends wishing you a happy birthday because it’s not listed on Facebook. PGP.
Gas went down 7 cents. Better fill up the tank. PGP.