Mentally checking out around 11am on Friday. PGP.
My week revolves around Game of Thrones. PGP
Thinking long term
I didn’t drink at all yesterday. This morning I feel like a million bucks, that I’ll probably never have. PGP.
Babe flirting with me in the bar turned out to be a hooker. I couldn’t afford it. PGP
My manager made me drive back to Taco Bell to get him free breakfast. PGP.
My boss just invited himself to my wedding. PGP.
Taking this dad body to Mexico
“How was your weekend?” PGP.
Never wanting to go to Sunday brunch again because two day hangovers are very real. PGP.
I was the only one in the office not invited to the wedding this weekend #PGP
No big deal, just crushing spreadsheets during a tropical storm. PGP.