I wish my mom still packed my lunch. PGP.
I think I’m becoming the office Jerry. PGP.
My girlfriend signed me up for a half marathon. PGP.
“Come to my office,” really just means “come and hang out for 20 minutes while waiting for your superior to answer their own question.” PGP.
Put in my two weeks notice and got a hefty raise and promotion instead. I still want to quit. PGP.
Being mature enough to have a Costco membership. PGP.
1: “The Summer Interns already leave?” 2: “Yep.” 1: “So winter is truly coming.” PGP.
Being nervous you got fired when you have no new emails in the morning. PGP.
Running out of breath after loading beer into the fridge. PGP.
Watching “American Greed” for ideas on how to get rich quick. PGP.
“Thank you for your patience.” PGP.
Going on a “day date” at the zoo instead of tailgating. PGP.