I’ll be home for Christmas…pending approval from my manager. PGP.

Hanging your head in shame after pressing “2” in the elevator. PGP.

My boss said “We’re done beating around the bush” today and instead of laughing, I just thought about how little sex I’m having. PGP.

Finding a unused shaker bottle with protein powder in it from a year ago. PGP.

Homecoming is this Saturday. I need to get approximately 11 hours of sleep a night this week. PGP.

My office has started playing Christmas music. PGP.

My manager’s email signature is a Marilyn Monroe quote. PGP.

Saying you’re in your “mid-20s” at 27. PGP.

Today I had to use a sick day for another job interview. My boss called my doctor. PGP.

Going to visit your parents on their anniversary like a good son…with two hampers full of laundry. PGP.

Don’t even know why I own sunglasses. The only time I escape the four walls of this hell hole is when it’s dark. PGP.

My boss is rubbing it in over beating me in fantasy football and there’s nothing I can do about it. PGP.