The only thing that has made me smile today was a picture of a corgi I saw on Twitter. PGP.

Actually being intrigued by an infomercial. PGP.

When one roommate gets engaged, the search for another roommate begins. PGP.

Way too excited for a Wednesday. PGP.

My parents are making me stay home this year for Halloween and hand out candy so they can go out with their friends. PGP.

Reading Amazon reviews for nose hair trimmers. PGP.

Was told, “Thanks for keeping the seat warm for me, chief,” as I left the stall. PGP.Was told, “Thanks for keeping the seat warm for me, chief,” as I left the stall. PGP.

Not being able to afford a Dollar Shave Club membership. PGP.

Parking my POS car super close to the drivers side of the new corvette in the parking lot. PGPM.

I’ve been showing up early for work for two months because I was in line for a promotion. Company outsourced the hire. I now have three conference calls a week with someone named Samar. PGP.

Trying to get into your car with your access badge after work. PGP.

Homecoming was a success. Managed to stay out one night ’til 3 A.M. PGP.