This week used to be fall break. PGP.

“I’d rather have a beer.” -Sideburns. PGP.

Walking to the vending machine Friday afternoon and wishing you could have a Budweiser instead of a Coke. PGP.

Counting down the hours to 5 P.M. before even arriving at work. PGP.

Developing carpal tunnel at age 22. PGP.

“This Friday is Hawaiian shirt day” used to be a cruel joke. Now, it’s the best thing I hear all week. PGP.

“Resting my eyes” at a stoplight. PGP.

Searching Craigslist for a living room rug. PGP.

I just got publicly shamed in front of the whole office because my boss doesn’t know the difference between ‘Reply’ and ‘Reply All’. PGP.

I recently purchased Osteo Bi-Flex caplets to aid the knee pain I now get from running. PGP.

“Are you with the young man from the internet?” -my mom texting me about my Tinder date. PGP.

The kief catcher on my grinder is the closest thing I have to a savings account. PGP.