Never making it past a first date. PGP.

Who are these women that are stay-at-home bloggers who make six figures and how do I become one of them? PGP.

Someone pulled the fire alarm. Only daylight I’ll see today. PGP.

Getting Veterans Day off, but not Christmas Eve. PGP.

Contemplating a career change, six months into your new job. PGP.

Living paycheck-to-paycheck at your parents’ house. PGP.

Your boss making fun of your salary. PGP.

The top two drawers in my dresser are for pajama pants. PGP.

Getting to the office at 7 a.m. Eating “lunch” at 4 p.m. PGP

“We’re always looking for new talent, submit your resume and we’ll get back to you.” No you aren’t and no you won’t. PGP.

Internet explorer 7. Enough said. PGP.

Felt like a badass wearing jeans to work. Nobody noticed. PGP.