My friends wont give me their work emails. PGP.

Only shitting when on the clock. PGPM.

My doctor is making me take fish oil for high triglyceride levels. I’m 23. PGP.

That conference call was so productive I found four jobs to apply for. PGP.

I just want someone to help me pay rent and also have sex with. PGP.

Completed a 26.2 episode marathon. Special thanks to Netflix for believing in me. PGP.

Ate half a frozen pepperoni pizza for lunch with a side of ranch. Still not the lowest point of my day. PGP.

Netflix is my homepage. PGP.

“Starting at 6 a.m. won’t be a problem will it?” Worst lie I ever told. PGP.

I took off work because it’s too cold. PGP.

Job hunting and apartment hunting at the same time. PGP.

Getting more action in the stock market than the bedroom. PGP.