I put receiving cock instead of receiving dock in the instruction part of a purchase order

Got asked by a bald coworker if I was thinning up top. He then proceeded to tell me, “Don’t fight it.” PGP.

I spilled Rum and Coke all over myself in public last night. PGP

From power gut to clinically obese in three months flat. PGP.

Can’t wait to get my taxes done so I can be responsible and blow it all in Vegas.

Hell is the last 2 minutes of a close basketball game when you really need to get some sleep. #PGP

Jimmy John’s taste. Subway budget. PGP.

I probably peaked at 21. Maybe 22. PGP.

Still hear the geico humpday phrase every wednesday. PGP

Wasted my whole lunch break because my boss forced to watch stupid YouTube videos I’ve already seen with him. PGP.

People are arguing in the office about who got more snow in their area. Arguing. About snow. PGP.

Coworkers acting like they’ve never seen a Catholic on Ash Wednesday. PGP.