Forgot to wear a belt.

Everyone in the office knows I’m hungover.

Visiting my parents this weekend because I know they’ll take me to Costco. #PGP.

Entering liquor on my fitness pal #pgp

Started spending my tax refund today… haven’t yet done my taxes.

Got cutoff at the hotel bar again. PGP.

Bet on UNC Duke. Still fell asleep during OT. #PGP

Talking to my roomates about putting a garden in the backyard. #PGP

Praying for the lay off so I get severance, and a break. PGP.

Got overly excited about my credit score moving up PGP

“We should own a bar!” PGP

Calling into a sports talk radio to complain about something. #PGP