I took a sick day today. My boss has been emailing me nonstop. PGP.

Phoning it in today.

Fell for a Tinder bot…again. PGP.

Having symptoms of low testosterone in your mid-twenties. PGP.

Paying the price on Monday for how little you accomplished on Friday. PGP.

Immediately transferring my “keep the change” funds from my savings into my checking. PGP

Discovering not all office toilets are created equally

I have a case of the Mondays.

Pulled an all-nighter, and by all-nighter I mean I couldn’t sleep due to anxiety. PGP.

Stayed in to watch Shark Tank last night. It was a re-run. PGP.

Pregaming a dinner party. PGP

Being unofficially forced to throw in money for my boss’s going away gift. He’s only been my boss for 3 months. PGP.