Having all the ingredients to cook dinner except for the motivation. PGP.

Applying for positions you’re clearly under qualified for on company time in hopes they throw you an entry level position just to be nice. PGP.

I got Kentucky taking it in all of my brackets. PGP.

I just read “21 True Facts About Drew Carey That Will Blow Your Mind”.

Still using a painted “Formal 2010” cooler. #PGP

“Who do you have in your final four?” PGP.

Did you get the bracket invite? PGP

I got a yellow onion at the store instead of a red one. Just to mix things up. PGP

Just staring at your computer screen in silence. PGP.

When your weekend plans are either “catch up on sleep” or “get blackout drunk”. PGP.

The guy I sit next to takes all of his calls on speaker phone. PGP.

Your password expires in one day. PGP.