Living in a one ISP neighborhood. PGP.

I had to reschedule my Netflix binge due to March Madness. PGP.

My favorite shows are all getting cancelled this spring.

Typing a few extra letters after a word to make sure that spell check is still doing it’s job. PGP.

According to my life insurance policy I’m worth a lot more dead than alive. PGP

Knowing that you’ll be talked into going out tonight even though it’s a Tuesday. PGP.

Get drunk early. Go to bed early. Wake up early.

Begrudgingly opting in for the vision plan. PGP.

Having to create two different ESPN accounts so that your coworker’s group can’t see that you’re also affiliated with your college friend’s group called “Tiggo Bitties”. PGP.

All of my friends are going to my ex-girlfriends wedding this weekend.

Starting your day with an Irish coffee, minus the irish. PGP.

Wedding season 2k15. PGP.