I’m the only one in my department who showed up for work today and I’m still to scared to get a beer with lunch. PGP.

“Can you believe it’s already the second quarter?”

I am the only person in my group of friends that has to work today.

They’re not gonna let us leave early. PGP.

Someone at the office announced they were retiring today. I still have 40 more years. PGP

Decided to stay in because Uber had a surge.

Going through the motions. PGP.

1: “Can we take this offline?” 2: “No.” PGP.

I’m still not sure who my actual boss is

I have to work today. PGP.

I almost went to the gym this morning. PGP.

I can’t stand those college kids. PGP.