No one is here today but I am because I just couldn’t believe “Easter Monday” was a thing. PGP

Mint.com considered my $40 dinner a “large transaction”.

I bought a nice blender, and that shit has changed my life. PGP

I was pleasantly surprised by how the new urinal cakes make the bathroom smell today. PGP.

Went to an OAR concert Saturday, still made it to bed before midnight.

Not checking social media before work so I won’t get bored as quickly once I get to the office. PGP.

Looking forward to jury duty. PGP.

Recognizing your coworker’s cars on the way into work. PGP.

Sent from my iPhone.

I don’t remember the last time I was Happy for an entire Hour. PGP.

Fake it till you make it. PGP.

Went to grab the office lunch and nobody paid me back.