Casual Friday was cancelled yesterday after I left and nobody passed the info along.

“Glory Days” by Bruce Springsteen is starting to hit a little close to home, PGP

When things get hard, I go into the bathroom and listen to Styx’s “Come Sail Away” and remember my Caribbean cruise from three years ago.

Just realized I requested 4/20 off and now my boss thinks I’m a stoner.

I always think tomorrow is the day I’ll start giving a shit. Tomorrow never comes. PGP.

I fell asleep during the commercial break before the Blackhawks won in double OT last night. #PGP

I don’t want to be here.

This morning I parked next to a guy sleeping in his car. PGP.

Calling shotgun on your way to lunch with co-workers.

“Sorry I was multi-tasking, can you repeat that?” PGP.

Last night was live music night at the local Applebee’s. It was pretty good. PGP

My parents bought me tires for my birthday, and I’ve never been more excited.