I’ll probably just get more coffee at 4:20. PGP.

I’m sick on a Monday. Not a single coworker believes that I’m not just hungover. #PGP

That 2:30 feeling at 9 am. PGP.

Paying for your unemployed friends bar tab, because it’s the right thing to do. PGP.

My week revolves around Game of Thrones. PGP

Every time my parents invite me over, I prepare myself to be on an episode of “Intervention.”

These last couple lackluster episodes of Mad Men have taken away my only Monday work motivation. PGP

If I can just make it to lunch, I’ll probably make it through the rest of the day. PGP.

I NAILED the “blacksheep brother” role at my sister’s wedding.

Almost called into work because I’m still hungover. PGP

“So, you still haven’t found a girlfriend?” PGP

AARP has started sending me mail #PGP