I fell asleep before the Blackhawks even got to OT last night. PGP.

Taking 2 hours of mental preparation for 10 minutes worth of work. PGP

When the boss is away, the interns get paid. With extra work, the interns get paid with more of my work. PGP.

I have way too much in common with the interns

Spent the morning on gchat debating which Game of Thrones characters I would kill, bang, and marry. PGP

Pretty sure I’m getting catfished on Tinder. PGP.

Woke up in the middle of the night because I had a dream the Fed raised interest rates and I didn’t refinance my student loans in time. PGP

“You’re the future leaders of this company”

even after hearing how your soul dies in law school, I’m still thinking it sounds better than my current job. PGP.

You know it’s going to be a good day when you get your side part in a straight line on your first try. PGP.

The steady migration of hair from the top of my head to my back. PGP.

“He’s middle-management material.” PGP.