Bought 20 shares of Powerball today. PGP.

Of all the things that usually crush my soul on a Wednesday, I never expected one of them to be Netflix. PGP.

I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least a little tired. PGP.

I don’t recognize half of the last names on my newsfeed. PGP.

Forgot my headphones today. PGP.

Coworker was telling me about his ex-wife. I don’t even have a girlfriend. PGP.

Had to turn down a higher paying job today because I just started this one three weeks ago. PGP.

“Other duties as assigned” being the only accurate part of your job description. PGP.

Took the scenic route to FedEx just to stay out the office longer. PGP.

Four hour drive there. One hour meeting. Four hour drive back. PGP.

New job gave me an actual office with a door. I’m most excited about getting to nap under my new desk. PGP.

Worked all day with a koozie in my back pocket. PGP.

I make my lunches the night before. PGP.

Is it seriously only Tuesday? PGP.

Got stage fright at the urinal standing next to my boss. PGP.

Embarrassed myself at company happy hour…again. PGP.

Called into a 150+ person conference call and spent the first 20 minutes listening to them take roll. PGP.

Quickest Alt+Tab reflexes west of the Mississippi. PGP.

I caught some prime-time network TV. And I liked it. PGP.

Woke up a little early to pack my lunch. PGP.