“Did you fall in?” After a long stint on the john. PGP.

Tore my left ACL in 2012. Tore my right one Sunday night playing indoor soccer. I’ll have two knee surgeries before I’m 25. I’m giving up on sports for good. PGP.

I’m really feeling the pressure to add my work email to my phone, but I just don’t want to. PGP.

Perfecting the suburban neighbor wave. PGP.

I avoid websites I like at night so I can check them out on work time. PGP.

Pretending to work is harder than actually working.

That one guy in the office that is always humming.

Hoping for a power outage every time lightning strikes. PGP

Chasing the mythological creature of “work/life balance”. PGP.

I had to Google what “on fleek” meant.

Three weddings in four weeks.

My team signed Tim Tebow. PGP