Your alma mater sending an email about saving for your child’s college fund when you graduated last year and are single.

Getting offers for vacations you’ll never be able to afford

Still holding out hope that I’m a late bloomer. PGP.

Hangover anxiety so bad you think you might actually die

Blacked out last weekend and woke up on Sunday with a Match.com account. It was $40. #PGP

Never realized the extent of my immaturity until I attended today’s sexual misconduct seminar. PGP.

I have my headphones in so no one will talk to me but they aren’t even plugged in. PGP.

“Did you see Game of Thrones last night?” PGP

“Where do you see yourself in 5 years?”

Pretty sure the office receptionist is spying on me while the boss is away.

I get excited for training classes out of state because it’s the closest I come to a real vacation

I spend most of my Monday at work trying to think of witty posts to put on the PGP wall. PGP.