Still not entirely sure what a “Trap Queen” is. PGP

Turned down a job offer because my current company has too much work to do and “needs” me. PGP.

There’s a 95 percent chance I will be sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall when the rapture happens. PGP

My only Tinder match for the week has been the Bud Light Down for Whatever profile. PGP

I’ve never hit the step goal on my fit bit.

58% of my yearly income goes to my student loans.

I still throw up in parking lots. PGP.

Getting a job rejection email from a baby boomer who has a high school diploma. PGP.

When my alma mater calls me for donations, I tell them to send me more info even though I have no intention of reading it or donating. PGP.

I still don’t have my 2015 compensation plan. PGP.

When the highlight of your birthday is entering into new tinder age brackets.

“Did you watch the riots last night?” PGP