Found out I sweat the same during interviews as I do during first dates. PGP.

Work, pay bills, drink, repeat.

The new trend sweeping the workplace of removing shoes during meetings

Wish that diarrhea from last night would have hit this morning so I’d have a reason to not be in my cube. PGP.

Bigger office, same paycheck. PGP.

I’ve had the same condom in my wallet for the past year. PGP.

Submitting TFM posts when you’re 34 and married. PGP.

Using 8 hours sick leave for a 40 minute dentist appointment. PGP

A college drop out from my alma mater is about to make $24 million over the next four years playing a game. I’ll advance to 24 cents per minute in that time.

I blackout more now than I ever did in college. PGP.

“Can you [insert impossible last minute task] by EOD tomorrow? Thanks!” PGP

My boyfriend just got adult braces. #PGP