I can’t stop thinking in percentages. PGP.

“How about that Mayweather/Pacquiao fight?” PGP

I stayed in this weekend and read for fun PGP

HR reminds me of the Sons of The Harpy. PGP

I remember when waking up stiff in the morning was a good thing. PGP.

The most productive thing I’ve done all day is untangle my headphones. PGP

Can’t tell if I’m hungover, sick, or just getting old. PGP.

I still have no idea on how to use “ad-hoc” when talking to clients. PGP.

No one that has an office shows up here on Fridays. Only people in windowless cubes. PGP.

The interpretation of casual Friday here varies wildly

Icing your ankle after softball while watching 21-year-olds get drafted into the NFL.

Maybe if I view her Linkedin page enough times, she’ll know I’m trying to hook up.