“What’s your BBM pin?”

Legit job title, glorified assistant duties. PGP

Taco Tuesday on cinco de mayo coincidence? I think not. PGP.

My manager made me drive back to Taco Bell to get him free breakfast. PGP.

My parents kicked me off the family plan. PGP.

Outlook invites to happy hour. PGP.

I threw my back out after going too hard at Mini-Golf. PGP.

Not having enough energy at 5:00 for that pity laugh in regards to your boss’s crappy joke. PGP.

Too hungover to even try to hide it

My credit card got declined at the company happy hour. PGP

How is it already Monday?

After spending nearly $1500 in parking over the past six months, I discovered there is a bus route a mile from my apartment