Was asked why I don’t have kids yet today. PGP.

I’ve had the dad bod before dad bods were cool. PGP

Frantically pressing the close door button in the elevator at the sound of approaching footsteps. PGP.

Had Claritin-D and a Red Bull for breakfast this morning. PGP.

Realizing your new Audi expectations just became your used Hyundai reality. PGP.

“I’m still moving some things around check back with me in an hour or so.” PGP

The “We only have enough money for 2 more months of operations” talk from the CEO. PGP.

Your boss asking for a volunteer, but then just choosing you anyway

Hoping the interviewee gets hired so the company will pay you to go to lunch. PGP.

“Firing up” your computer in the morning. PGP

My desk computer loves running lengthy mandatory software updates exclusively on the days that I am currently running late.

5 of my Facebook friends are celebrating birthdays today, and I don’t care about any of them