I think Caitlyn Jenner might be more attractive than me. PGP.

Buying dress pants from Kohl’s. PGP

Tinder on toilet. Tinder in traffic. PGP

Over this job..I started 2 months ago. PGP

My boss had more of a “wild” weekend than I did. PGP.

Responding to recruiters about jobs completely unrelated to your profession just because they look hot in their LinkedIn pic. PGP.

“Why don’t these numbers match?”

My ex just got engaged to my former boss. Pgp

I don’t care about your kids.

“I will let you know as soon as I have any potential next steps.” PGP.

“How was your weekend?” PGP.

My boss sent me pictures from his colonoscopy saying “See, told you I wasn’t full of shit” Massive PGP.