Being told, “We must be on the same schedule.” when you see the same old guy in the bathroom on back-to-back trips. PGP.

Taking fake poops

Never wanting to go to Sunday brunch again because two day hangovers are very real. PGP.

I’m an incredible interviewer but an awful employee #PGP

Just realized I’m past the “all my friends are getting married” stage and have slid head first into the “all my friends are having babies” stage. PGP.

I leave my laptop at my desk during the week so my boss will always think I am there

Just saw Floyd Mayweather blow my annual salary in 2 minutes. Pgp

I either have to propose to her or break up with her. PGP

You don’t realize how capable you are of hating a person until you have to share a cubicle with them.

“Email it to me and i’ll take a look.” PGP

Corporate just lowered our mileage reimbursement. PGP.

Watching your first day optimism and energy turn into cynicism and indifference. PGP