Taking a shit in another mans stench. PGP

Checking rates on GolfNow on tee times I’m too scared to skip out on work for.

My boss has AskJeeves as his homepage. PGP

Googling “pros and cons of being an uber driver”. PGP.

Damn I should have been a teacher.

The only reason my digestive health is regular is because of the morning coffee

Knowing which stalls have the best wifi.

Getting hit with a “glad you decided to show up to work today” after being 5 minutes late. PGP.

I don’t get cranky before I’ve had my coffee, but I tell people I do so they won’t talk to me. PGP.

The soul crushing moment that you realize you’re officially a sellout. PGP.

Explaining memes to the office dinosaur…

Being peer pressured to take performance enhancing drugs by co-workers and management. I’m an accountant. PGP.