I’m too scared to ask for a gas reimbursement.

Sat in the bathroom so long that the lights turned off. PGP.

My boss congratulated me for having 500+ connections.

Stuck in traffic so long this morning I got hungry and ate my lunch. PGP

Pulled up too far from the ATM and had to open my door. PGP

Endorsing skills on LinkedIn. PGP.

Ever growing job duties, ever stagnant pay.

Asking for new brakes for your birthday. PGP.

The organization that I applied to work for just sent my current boss an employment questionnaire about me. PGP.

Friendly reminders are never friendly. PGP.

CCing on emails is the grownup version of tattletale

Sneaking into the stall before the guy at the urinal wants to talk to you. PGP