I use PGP’s “water cooler” articles to start conversation at the office water cooler. PGP.

not wanting to report your computer being slow for fear of them finding out your browsing history. PGP

Tired and I didn’t even turn up on a Tuesday. PGP.

Linkedin says I’m eligible for a free trial with lynda.com. I have no idea what that means. PGP.

Forgot to ask for a toll stipend before a business trip to Jersey and had to use my own money. Ended up winning it all back and more at a casino. PGPM.

Looking forward to the 4th of July for the extra day off and resting instead of binge drinking like in college

I forgot it was my birthday today, until I received an email from my bank wishing me a Happy Birthday. PGP

Computer’s been updating since last night. Guess I’m not getting work done today. PGP

Everyday I live with regret for including my cell number in my email signature. PGP

The slog to 9:00AM waiting for all my favorite websites to update content. PGP

Just joined a political argument on Facebook

So many acronyms, so little time.