Feeling a buzz after 3 beers PGP

Everyone in the office is mad at me because I got a new chair.

Just saw someone back into my boss’s car. I need to buy them a drink. PGP.

I only get new clothes at Christmas and my birthday.

The only perk about getting to work early is getting a good parking spot.

Having to get dressed up for my position even though I have no client interaction and sit in a cubicle all day. PGP.

Waiting for approval to ask for approval.

How the hell did I get this job?

Had a dream this morning that I got up, showered, and went to work. PGP

I’m hungover again. PGP.

Something about wearing a blue shirt with black pants just makes me feel like a corporate drone. PGP.

I had a dream last night that today was going to be Friday. PGP.