Wide awake despite an entire day of thinking you’d get to bed early. PGP.

Actually considering a Miller 64. PGP.

Contemplating online dating. PGP.

That time of year when people post car temperature photos to Facebook. PGP.

Sitting bitch on the way to lunch. PGP.

When breaking the Tebow-Patriots news to coworkers was the most productive thing you did today. PGP.

Saying “we need it” when discussing rain even though you live in an apartment without a yard. PGP.

“I think I might sign up to take the LSAT.” PGP.

Oversensitive automatic flushers in the office bathroom. PGP.

Drinking paycheck to paycheck. PGP.

“Ability to meet deadlines.” PGP.

Thirsty Thursday. #TFM Throwback Thursday. PGP.

“Do I need to send the RSVP, or can I just call and tell them I’ll be at their wedding?” PGP.

Your profile has been viewed by 5 people in the past 90 days. PGP.

Why isn’t G Chat working? PGP.

Seatbelt shirt wrinkles. PGP.

Are you willing to relocate? PGP.

The early bird gets the worm. PGP.

Scrolling through the slew of emails that you ignored on Friday. PGP.

Interview: “How willing are you to travel for this position?” Once hired: 0% travel. PGP.