The only other single girl my age in the office has a kid. PGP

Your coworker catching you while mid-selfie on snapchat. PGP.

If I see one more social media post about “clean eating” I’m going to lose it.

Over tipping the beer cart girl. PGP

I’m still hungover from Saturday. PGP.

I just ate two breakfast sandwiches from a gas station. PGP

“Do you have a minute to talk?” PGP

My wife said I couldn’t run through the neighborhood without a shirt. PGP.

Your mom tracking you down on linkedin and endorsing you for every single one of your skills, even though she still isn’t quite sure what it is you do for a living. PGP.

I’m not sure what anybody on my team does

Being told to “think outside the box” while sitting at your cubicle facing a wall #PGP

Found a Times New Roman in the streets and a Wingdings in the sheets. She exists.