Brain thought a lunch workout would be good, my current swamp ass tends to disagree. PGP

Sat at my desk for so long that the motion sensor lights shut off. PGP.

Having over 250 connections on LinkedIn, yet not receiving a single endorsement.

I bet if I left right now, no one would notice. PGP.

Blatantly streaming The Open during useless, company-mandated “training.” PGP.

I finally get to get out of town for a business conference. Muscatine, Iowa here I come! PGP

College ruined my life.

Dreamt my student loans were paid off

Trying to find a new job, but having no luck because you’re basically an over-paid secretary.

That asshole in front of you at Chipotle ordering for the office. PGP

My paycheck Friday is already spoken for.

Scooped up some new Tupperware on Prime Day. PGP