Clicking on different parts of your desktop constantly to look as if you’re actually doing something. PGP

The new intern gets bigger projects and more responsibility than I do. PGP.

When leaving 5 min later than normal costs you 45 minutes on your commute…PGP.

I think of a new place to move. Every. Day.

“What would you say yah do here?” PGP

Fucking up commas for me is spending $200 on a bar tab. PGP.

Random monitored drug tests.

Stressed because I’m losing hair, losing hair because I’m stressed. PGP.

Layoff rumors are spreading and I might be the only one excited about it.

No one takes me seriously. PGP.

A couple beers at work has now turned into me being drunk in a meeting with my boss. Wonder how this is going to play out. PGP

Was not mentally prepared to see a high school Class of 2020 shirt today.