Keeping a Facebook account exclusively for making myself feel a little better by looking at how my high school classmates turned out. PGP.

At least I have “old man strength” to look forward too. PGP.

Need to take my car in to the shop, but I’m too scared that the repairs are going to cost more than the car is worth.

Who is Meek Mill?

Continuing the tradition of wearing my tiger red golf shirt to signify the end of the week. PGP

I’ve become my father. PGP

Is it football season yet? PGP.

Work. Drink. Sleep. Repeat. PGP

Just saved $10 on my oil change with a coupon. Highlight of my day. PGP

My office used me be a women’s restroom.

My desk situation is giving me tennis elbow. PGP

I used to wonder what “your love life’s DOA” from the Friends theme song was like. Now I know.