Assuming a member of the opposite sex is flirting with you when they add you on LinkedIn.

I’ve been sitting at my desk holding both my middle fingers up against my computer screen for 20 minutes now. No one has noticed.

I wouldn’t feel obligated to go to my boss’ funeral.

My meeting mindset has evolved to “admit nothing, deny everything, and make counter accusations”. PGP.

Are Tuesday Scaries a thing? Because if so, I believe I have them. PGP

My hair loss shampoo bottle is so big that I can’t place a beer on my shower shelf #PGP

At what age do I start having hobbies other than drinking? PGP.

More than half of my coworkers are going through menopause. PGP.

Highlight of my day: Credit score increased! PGP.

I went bowling last night by myself and I actually enjoyed it. PGP

“Well, we really needed this rain.” PGP

Being an unpaid intern with a college degree. PGP.