Leaving your debit card at the bar. PGP.

The only NFL games I can afford are in the preseason. PGP.

“[Facebook friend] was tagged in a life event.” I wonder how much the ring cost? PGP.

Having to use all your vacation time for weddings. PGP.

Weather small talk master. PGPM.

Best friend’s wedding this weekend is (supposed to be) completely dry.

I’m not entirely sure I want to watch you Nay Nay.

Saved money all week to go out this weekend and I got a speeding ticket on the way into work.

Turning off your phone’s WiFi before opening a questionable website. PGP

Opening up projects that were finished months ago just to make it look like you are doing something. PGP

James Harden gets 200 million from Adidas and I can’t even get a key card to park in the work garage.

My work spouse is starting to send me good morning texts. PGP