Always taking the “minimum payment” option. PGP.

My potential suitors are starting to lose their hair. PGP.

“I’m sorry. I haven’t been that drunk in a long time.” PGP.

Learning to check the left hand when conversing with a member of the opposite sex. PGP.

“That trip sounds fun, but I don’t have enough points for a free flight.” PGP.

The half-assed attempt to reach for the check. PGP.

Getting more invitations to connect on LinkedIn than friend requests on Facebook. PGP.

Eating lunch by yourself in public. PGP.

Pei-Wei commercials on Spotify before lunch. PGP.

Only catching the first half of the game. PGP.

Being by far the most athletic person on the company softball team. PGP.

Your alarm going off during morning sex. PGP.

Leaving your earbuds at home. PGP.

Eating Subway for the fifth time this week. PGP.

Freezing up when your boss goes for the high five. PGP.

Being on the verge of tears in the shower Monday morning. PGP.

The female co-worker crying in the office at least once a week. PGP.

Thinking “I could go to bed right now”, and then completely disregarding that thought. PGP.

Actually taking the 15 minutes to see if GEICO saves you money. PGP.

When NSFW emails are the only emails you actually look forward to opening. PGP.