Dear valued customer, this letter is to inform you that your required minimum credit card payment has increased from $25 to $59. PGP

I reached the point of not giving a shit and told a past due customer I didn’t want to hear his shit and to just pay his bills. PGP

I like to consider myself the Gordon Gecko of data entry.

My boss heard me tell a client today that my job “is what it is” and that I’m “looking forward to moving on.”

I don’y always drink beer, but when I do…its whatever is cheapest and I get absolutely annihilated.

Placing a lunch carryout order at 9:30 so I have something to look forward to. PGP.

“So how prepared are we for the corporate audits next week” PGP.

“Why didn’t you follow up with me?” PGP.

Text from my boss to go out on his boat. Hello middle management. PGP

The Sorority Life snapstory has me looking at my recruitment 2010 album and sobbing. PGP

Another Monday, another forgotten password.

I didn’t wake up in a new Bugatti today. PGP