My pledge brother is getting married on homecoming weekend. PGP.

“So, ya got any plans for the holiday?” PGP.

My favorite pen ran out of ink. PGP.

Guess I missed the memo about everyone taking a vacation day today. PGP

Guy in the stall next to me is wearing socks with sandals. PGP

The Cubicle Bod. PGP.

Came to a recruiting fair to find new interns. Spent more time networking for a new job. PGPM

Dated a co-worker. Now I have to walk the long way to the printer and break room. PGP.

My lunch plans consist of stealing a better parking spot.

Had sex for the first time in over a year. Got an STD. PGP.

Forgot my staff ID at home today and had to park outside…like an animal. PGP

Sitting at your desk envious of all the “Welcome Week” snaps. PGP.