Upping my fiber count. PGP

Doing Team Trivia multiple times a week for the hope of a restaurant gift card. PGP

The lady who just had her baby brought it into the office today. PGP

I just shat coffee. PGP

The fake hollow laugh you give a co-worker who just told a terrible joke

“The old ball and chain won’t let me go out” when you need an excuse to skip going out. PGP

Is it homecoming yet?

Being non-essential personnel but still having to be at work everyday. PGP.

“Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.” #PGP

Getting caught in the crossfire of an interdepartmental war.

Wishing you could cut meetings like you use to cut class. PGP.

Elevator small talk. PGP.