I’m going to a BYOB wedding, that wasn’t a typo

Woke up 20 minutes before my alarm feeling refreshed and ready for the day. Decided to “shut my eyes for a second” and I woke up to my alarm blaring, feeling like I had pulled an all nighter.

My one goal at work is to go this whole day without anyone finding out it’s my birthday.

My company’s lack of a tuition reimbursement policy confirming my suspicion that they want me to be stuck in this position forever. PGP.

“You’ll add me on LinkedIn but not on Facebook? I thought we were friends outside the office!” PGP.

I go on more interviews than dates.

Raiding the supply closet for a cheap thrill. PGP

What did people do before excel?

Sort by: Price Low to High. PGP.

“It’s in the company handbook. You read it, right?” PGP.

The copier is printing horizontal instead of vertical. PGP.

Sincerely being too old for this shit. PGP.