Not really feeling work today.

That small feeling of satisfaction you get from knowing you are alone when walking into the bathroom and the motion lights click on. PGP.

“What’d you think of Bernie and Clinton last night?”

Wish I worked with cooler people.

Yesterday was a holiday? PGP.

The guy who sits 10 feet from me only asks me questions via email. PGP.

I had to teach my 43 year-old boss today how to properly tie a tie.

Hiding my credit card from myself for a month or two. PGP.

No one watches my snapchat stories anymore. #PGP

I still don’t know how a deductible works

Coffee induced paranoia. PGP

There is a line at the copier. PGP.