Excited to try out my new toothbrush. PGP.

Your one successful friend who keeps asking if you want to go on expensive trips. PGP.

Having to feign interest when an older coworker shows you something on the internet that you saw months ago. PGP.

Guessing what color panties the waitress at Olive Garden is wearing. PGP.

Realizing how wildly unfeasible your start-up idea is. PGP.

Hiding the last Diet Coke in the office fridge. PGP.

“The intern gets a tablet?” PGP.

Waking up before your alarm. PGP.

Beginning to actually enjoy the music whenever you’re put on hold. PGP.

“I’m going to start working out next Monday. I’m serious this time.” PGP.

Making sure your fantasy football league uses a site that isn’t blocked. PGP.

Getting called the wrong name by your interviewer, and being too scared to correct them. PGP.

The post-lunch food coma. PGP.

Thinking of every purchase’s cost in terms of hours spent at the office. PGP.

Waiting in line to use the microwave. PGP.

Computer freezes on PGP, VP of sales walks in… PGP.

Graduated last year. Interns call you old. PGP.

Stir meal, replace film cover. Microwave an additional 1 to 2 minutes. PGP.

Didn’t get carded last night. PGP.

My boss doesn’t know my name. PGP.